these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

Justin beiber comment if u get it

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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