- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??