- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

the economy.

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