- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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