Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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