Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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What's 1+1? 69.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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