- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

your so fat. your fat!

Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

Anti-jokes are funny.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

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