What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

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A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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what's the difference between a duck?

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numbers just make the funniest antijokes

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Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

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What do you get when you put a pig in an oven? A dead pig.

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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Whats grosser than a bloody hand? 2 bloody hands.

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It was a beautiful day, John was driving in his car down the street, Kameron was riding his bike preparing for a bike race the following day, and Griffin was having his 7th birthday party. John ran over Kameron and Griffin, he killed Griffin and broke Kameron's legs to where he could never stand/ride again

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Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

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what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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