- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

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