- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

The child was fired from his job.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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