- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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