What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

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Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

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whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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