- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

. . I am a whale

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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