Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

what happened to your carpool? they died.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

Anti Joke

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