- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

hola said the chinese man

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Women's Rights

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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