do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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