What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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