- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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