Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Your big dick.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Death by kayak

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

A blind man walks into a library.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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