Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

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i found waldo.

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Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Where's my baby??

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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