Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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