- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

The Labour Party.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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