- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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