A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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