- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Sarah Palin.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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