Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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A muslim paints Mohammed

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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