There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

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Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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