- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

There was once a man who lived in a box.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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