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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

Why? Because.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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