A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

Knock knock Fuck off!

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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