- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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