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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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