What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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