- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

Happy Monday!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

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