What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Boner

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

I agree to the terms and conditions

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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