- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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