What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

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A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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Why does the chicken cross the road? 4

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

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Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

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whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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