Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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