What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

Cripples are lame.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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