What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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I man walks into a bar. He orders a drink, takes around 13.5 minutes to drink it, then walks out. It takes him 10.7 minutes to walk home, 2.8 minutes less than he spent in the bar. When he is home, he decides to have a bath. 7.8 minutes into bathing, a radio plugged into an outlet near his tub falls into the water with him and he is killed. 29 miles away a woman sneezes twice.

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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