Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

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What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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Kevin and Ramin

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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Why can cats jump so high? Cats leg muscles are different then ours. They work kind of like springs that build up energy and then release suddenly. Its kind of like a budgie cord. This gives them the ability to jump so high. If humans were built the same way, they could easily jump up on a one-story roof.

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

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Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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