What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

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what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

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What's one plus one? two.

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Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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What ryhmes with turtle rape

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

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What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

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