A duck walks into a store and asks the clerk, "do you have any grapes?" The clerk says no, and the duck leaves. The next day, the same duck walks back into the store, and asks the clerk if they have any grapes. The clerk, slightly annoyed, says no again, and the duck leaves. The next day, the duck walks back in and asks again if they have any grapes. The pissed off clerk says, "No, and if you ask again i'm gonna nail your feet to the floor. The duck leaves. The next day, the duck walks back into the store, and this time he asks the clerk, "do you have any nails?" The clerk says, "Yes." The Duck leaves.

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what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

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Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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William wright is Gay

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

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your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

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whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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