Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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american idol

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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