- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

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whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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