- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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