Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

How old are you? 7

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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