how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

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An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

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A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

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A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

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Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

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What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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