Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

Jovan

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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