Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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I'm schizophrenic and so am I. I also happen suffer from multiple personality disorder. Schizophrenia refers to separation of mental functions, manifesting in anti-social behavior and delusions, and is unrelated to the separate disorder of dissociative identity disorder, popularly known as multiple personality disorder, characterized by at least two distinct and enduring identities and dissociated personality states. Both are crippling to normal behavior and function due to lack of public awareness and funding. Now get out of our ghost train or we'll cut you.

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Stop driving smart cars you fags

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

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there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

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time to spruce up!

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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hi

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What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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