Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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happy birthday! Its not my birthday! Oh i just assumed from your smell. That doesn't make much sense does it? It does. No it doesnt. Are you sure? Yes. Oh. Do i smell? Like chickens. Oh. I wish i were alive. What? Bobbing for apples? what? You smell like a toilet seat. Fine! You never spend time with me any more! I dont like you! oh. you know who nobody likes? Who? amanda burchell.

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What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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