whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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Why did you step on my watermelon?

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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Two guys walk into a bar.The barmen says "sorry we are closed." So the two men reply "There isn't a closed sign on the door and the door was open so we assumed it was OK to come in and have a drink". The barman says "Sorry we are closed at the moment but come back in 20 minutes and I can serve you". So the men leave and come back for a drink in 25 minutes time.

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Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

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Dwarf Shortage

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What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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