- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Jesus Christ

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

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