Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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