- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Knock knock Fuck off!

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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