- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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