- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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