- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like the color potato.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

im not black, im Joseph Kony

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

salad days!

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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