- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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