what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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