- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

silver bullet?

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

no rasist joks

What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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