- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

9/11 my birthday

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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