Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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