What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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Chuck Norris is dead......

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

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When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Well, life isn't a physical being so chances are low that it will actually hand you lemons.

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What did the chicken say to the butcher? Moo.

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I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

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What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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Latvia isn't a joke

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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