- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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