- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come Tommy isn't allowed to sing anymore? Because he has a punctured artery, collapsed lung, fractured ribcage, and a failed organ...

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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