- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Why did the old man die? He was old.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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