- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

Little Anny fell on a sidewalk. Why isn't she crying? 'Cause I've thrown her out off the tenth floor.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

alert('The Game')

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

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