I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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