- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Knock knock. Its open.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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