How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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