- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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