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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

womens rights.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

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