Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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So a bar walks into a man...

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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silver bullet?

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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How can you treble the value of any Skoda car? Ensure its paintwork, upholstary, floor, lights, wipers, steering wheel, brake, horn, CD player, radio and clutch are clean and/or sound; fill its petrol tank, oil, brake and winscreen wiper fluid reserves; fit a roof rack; include a red triangle, a fire extinguisher, a blanket and a first aid kit in the sale; take out comprehensive insurance and pay a year's road tax and MOT before selling it.

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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