- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

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