- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

bite me

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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