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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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