- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

black people

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

Justin's life

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??