A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

i dont fisish anythi

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

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