person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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9

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Dumb

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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