- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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