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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Whats cold and frozen? ice

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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