How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Maths.

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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