Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

knock knock who's there? hope

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Anti Joke

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