Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

You idiot.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

I have cancer. And you're next.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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