Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

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What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

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Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

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When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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