Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

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What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

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What do you call sad communities that have to share resources? Communists.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

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Badabing.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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