- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

What does two plus two equal? 4

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

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