Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

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There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

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Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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