- Anti Joke

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Knock knock. Its open.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...