Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

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An Australian man walking in Manhattan is approached by another man who pulls out a switchblade and says, "give me your wallet or I'll stab you with this knife!" The Australian man hands over his wallet. A nearby police officer witnesses this the last moment of the mugging, arrests the criminal and returns the Australian's belongings.

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a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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