Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

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Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

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The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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