Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

Doctor: I'm gunna try to fit your illness into an everyday, normal conversation. Is that okay? Patient: okay. Doctor: how are you? Patient: fine... Doctor: that's weird.. Because you have AIDS

why did the dad stop working on the roof he fell off

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

My name is me I like fired chicken!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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