- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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