Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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