- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Whats cold and frozen? ice

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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