- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

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