- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

kennah campion when she talks

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

woman's rights

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

Tunechi

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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