the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

What's 9+10? 19

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

antonio has a penis head.lol

your mama's so fat... that's it

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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