- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

So a bar walks into a man...

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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