What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

A man did not like this site

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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