- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

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Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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