What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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This is an anti-joke.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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