Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

my penis

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

u know whats a crime? rape

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because her dad pushed her too hard -Knock knock -Who's there? -Suzie, I'm dead now with a knife through my neck and I'm ready to kill you since you didn't forward that chain letter, now hold still so I can chop off your toes one by one and peel your skin off then leave a bloody mess for your parents -k

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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