- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

What's brown an sticky Shit

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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