- Anti Joke

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

A man and his young child walk into a clinic to get physical check-up. The man learns from the physicist he doesn't mater. His wife remarries and start having frequent sex and the child is scarred for life. This is irrelevant because both parents don't exist and this is all a constant delusion in an psychiatric hospital.

A man walks into a bar, and he died.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.