What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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