- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

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