- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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