Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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69 :) 3====D:). [{}]:)

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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My mom

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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