Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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