- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

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