Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

You know what's cool? Yep.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

asians have slitted eyes lol

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

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