Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Knock Knock Come in

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

David Cameron

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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