A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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