- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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