- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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