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Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you ABeepSSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! slams door Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?