- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Im taking a shit right now.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??