- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

A man goes to the potty.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Knock Knock. Come in.

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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