Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

why dont they make black forks

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Peas

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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Weaner

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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