A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

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what is red white and blue? the french flag

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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