- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

why dont they make black forks

womans rights...

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

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