- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

How old are you? 7

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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