How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

why was kade sad? he shit himself

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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