How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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