Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

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What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

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this website is a bad joke

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Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

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a blonde and a brunet are in an elevator. a man walks in the brunet says to the blonde "he has dandruff, he needs head and shoulders.' then the blonde says "we can give him head, but how can we give him shoulders."

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

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why did the boy die because he got ran over by a tractor

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There are two muffins in a oven, the first muffin is chocolate chip and the second muffin is blueberry.

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A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

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What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the beer from the other man and throws it on the floor, breaking it. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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