- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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