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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

Charlie Sheen is winning

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

What do I hate? people

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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