Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

What's white and horny? A unicorn

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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