a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

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What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

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Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

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Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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