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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

You are the most beautiful person in the world.

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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