- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Communism hehe xd

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

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