yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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