- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

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