someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

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What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

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What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

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what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

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Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

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