A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

a black man pays his child support

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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