- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

bangers and mash?

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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