- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

Knock knock Fuck off!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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