- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

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