- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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