- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Men's rights

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

I'm homeless.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

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