- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

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