Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

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What were the murderer's last words before he was put to death by electric chair? "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NNNNNFHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.................................................................................................................." He then defecated in his pants.

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I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

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I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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