What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

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How did Alice get revenge on Diane when Diane called her fat? When Alice was pregnant, she stabbed herself in the stomach and blamed it on Diane. Diane was then sent to prison for murder and received a sentence of 25 years. Alice laughed in court, and Diane was forced to commit suicide. Alice then stole Diane's husband, and she lived happily ever after.

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Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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I'm homeless.

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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