- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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