- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Oh my God! A talking dog!

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

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