- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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