- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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