- Anti Joke

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

Oh my God! A talking dog!

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?