A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

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There was a little boy (Jewish edition) Saten: Look father, my silk vestments make me look so much more fabulous than you! Gad: Oh! Hawt sweetie! But not as pretty as my dress... Err I mean "silks"... Anyway you are no longer my son! Which means we can do you know what ;) Saten: Hmpf! I am feel disappoint in of your dress! Gad: ITS SILKS! just *basically* a dress... Oh my gawd! You refuse to give it to your "daddy" ;) You are losar ant not gonna get to hang around this club anymore! Saten: OMFG you are so enrage! You are liek not classy or flamboyant at all anymore, sorry pimp "daddy" :/ Imma leavin! And btw Adam my secret lover has such a bigger wienersnitzel anyways, and he is totally eating my fruits if you know what I mean ;) Gad: Oh me so jelez I am completelay going to panish him! I am throwing him out of Paradise and he will only be abley to get children with women now, lulz I am liek so evel. Saten: OMG WEMEN! UR LIEK ZO EVEL! What u goin to do next huh? Forbid Sodomy? Omg tat would be so mean :(... Moral: "NEVER WEAR A FINER SILKS THAN GAD!"...Well, it starts with two flamboyant faggots fighting over who has the "prettiest silk vestments" (basically dresses)... The rest kinda kinda figures.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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Barack Obama is a good president.

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

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feminism

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my penis

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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