- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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