knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

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Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't give you time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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Why? Because.

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

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