what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

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what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? To honor his father, Jonathan "Red" Hoffner, who was tragically killed in the line of duty. While attempting to save 3 small children in a trailer park fire, the elder firefighter suffered 3rd degree burns over 80 percent of his body. "Red" was rushed to a local hospital and lingered for several agonizing days. He began to rally but a careless error by a night nurse led to his unfortunate demise. His son was psychologically unable to wear anything but red suspenders every day for the rest of his life - not only because of his father's death but also because it was he who had maliciously set the fire in the first place.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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knock knock who's there? hope

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what is red and smells like paint red paint

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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