- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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