- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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