- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

whats gay and american? a gay american

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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