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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Knock Knock.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

The american education system.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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