- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Why are white people white? I don't know

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Who has no penis Religious Believers

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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