What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

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There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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