- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

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