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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

What's white and horny? A unicorn

why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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