- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Go away still nothing to see

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Yellow People !!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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