- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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