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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

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