- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

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