Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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Q: What did the chicken cross the road? A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a common riddle or joke in several languages. The answer or punchline is: "To get to the other side." The riddle is an example of anti-humor, in that the curious setup of the joke leads the listener to expect a traditional punchline, but they are instead given a simple statement of fact. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" has become largely iconic as an exemplary generic joke to which most people know the answer, and has been repeated and changed numerous times.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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