- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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