Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

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What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

Corn Muffins

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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