- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

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