How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

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I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

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so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

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the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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