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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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