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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Death by kayak

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

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