- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

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