I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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Maths.

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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Roses are red Im adopted

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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