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My mom

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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Where did Susie go during the bombings? Susie was wandering around the streets as she felt like she didn't know where she was any more. Everything was burnt to ashes. She came across a man who she has never met. He tells her to follow him. She did.Later, Susie, the mysterious man and a few other people with him were in a private meeting room. The mysterious man tells Susie that he was a Frenchman and he was with the resistance. A few minutes later, the bombs were dropping everywhere. The meeting room was destroyed and Susie, the Frenchman and his men were under attack. The French resistance were about to fight, but retreated - for they were French. Susie was left, lying there as she saw a bomb in the sky about to land on her. She tried to get up and run, but the bomb was too fast. It got her. So yeah. Susie went everywhere, like you lot said.

how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

You know whats annoying? Steve

Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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