Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

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why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

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What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

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whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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Dwarf Shortage

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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