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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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