- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

irish man drinking john smiths

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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