What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

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What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

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Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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There was 2 friends named Shutup and Trouble. They were camping and Trouble got lost in the woods. Shutup called the police. Shutup: Hello, is this 9-1-1 my friend is missing. Police: What is your name sir? Shutup: Shut up Police: What? Shutup: Shut up Police: What did you say? Shutup: I said Shut Up Police: Hey are you looking for TROUBLE? Shutup: Yes! Police: Guess what? We found him, he's safe in the station. We will have a officer come by a drop him off. Have a good day Mr. Shutup Shutup: Thank you

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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