A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

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What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

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Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

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What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

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What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

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What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

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Poop

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bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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