Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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