WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

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Women's Rights.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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