- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

what did one computer say to the other .........

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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