This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

woman's rights

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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