how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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It's all Taggart

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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God is real.

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

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Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

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What do you call a 2 storied house ?

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Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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Anti Joke

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