Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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