What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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PENIS that is all

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12/23/2012

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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Anti Joke

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