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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

A frog hops into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get you to drink?". The frog hops out and the bartender realizes he is talking to animals because he has anxiety issues and all of his friends leave him and he spends every night crying and waiting to be loved...so he shoots himself.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

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