- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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