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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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