- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Barack Obama is a good president.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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