How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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