Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

pudding

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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