- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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