Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

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why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

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What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

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- Mommy look, I built a sandcastle! - Who cares, you have cancer.

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How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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