What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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Yes

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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