What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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