Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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